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lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

image

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

apollollo:

send this to your crush

apollollo:

send this to your crush

proletarianprincess:

thebaeddeljar:

"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

im so mad

jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

unclefather:

llamasouls:

im failing biology

This feels like the beginning of a porno

mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

falloutbone:

do u think fob laughed at each other when they saw each other in gladiator outfits

daily reminder

gotharrys:

i love harry styles more than you

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

sgtpeppersspoopyfoodclubband:

tbh ive seen guitars and basses that are better looking than most of the guys at school